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7:08 pm August 1st 2026 I finally realize that the song Sk8er Boi is pro Sk8er Boi and is actually a diss track on the 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 single mother who said see ya L8er Boi

I say this based on nothing but if Psych was made today Shawn Spencer would be obsessed with Timothee Chalamet

Sometimes I just think about what an absolute fucking menace this dude would have been if he played with ABS Challenges #SFGiants #BrandonBelt

I don't know if there's a correlation but I recently started taking medication for my ADHD and earlier today I was listening to Pearl Jam and I understood everything Eddie Vedder said

Why the hell is there a halftime show during the World Cup finals?

Hell yeah X-Men 97 gave Morph a Sokka episode

Go Spain

Say what you want about Gen Z but man they see a door and you can bet your ass they're gonna stand right in front of it

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, he said that Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!

Nobody steal this idea! It's a video game like Katamari Damacy except you're not controlling the prince, you're just some guy on the ground trying to not get rolled up

Happy Pride SF! Have a great parade and I hope 4 assholes on the #sfgiants are really uncomfortable today.

Disclosure Day was like watching National Treasure if it starts with them needing to steal the Declaration of Independence but not telling you why and then ends when they figure out how to read the clue on the back of the Declaration of Independence Oh and it's two and a half hours

It's important to keep tasting your food while you cook, so that when you finish you're full and feel like you wasted your time

I was watching Law & Order and being a cop seems pretty easy. Like you roll up to a crime scene and they go hey somebody got murdered and we got three suspects a random lady, a vaguely Latino guy, and Vincent D'Onofrio obviously it's the Latino guy

Obsession is basically a Modern Baseball album

Reason 1056 Why James Dolan Should Sell The Team

When Trump says he'll be at game 3 of the NBA Finals

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I don't know about you but I love when a movie's like "oh no someone's killing all these highschool students" "Egads! How old are they?" "Seniors?" Immediately followed by unnecessary full frontal nudity

Homer Simpson: Oh And By The Way I Was Being SarcasticALT: Homer Simpson: Oh And By The Way I Was Being Sarcasticstatic.klipy.com

Has anyone considered the asshole isn't actually passing these cognitive tests, he just memorized the sequence?

I'm surprised Trump is so passionate about keeping men out of women's sports since we know he can only win against women