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Count Binface speaks out in Clacton's Toby Carvery archive.ph/2026.08.01-1... Original story behind a paywall, but it’s here. www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/2642343...

Not as bad as I thought. Hardle 🟦🟪 #1637 5/8 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.com

Is this a joaq? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Peak District's rebrand deal brings in cash - but also criticismAfter the Peak District signed a brand deal with Skoda, could other national parks follow suit?www.bbc.co.uk

It wasn’t me! Wordle 1,870 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I have just seen someone described as the Aunty social behaviour manager.

What a twat. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

TikToker faces police probe over secret filming using Meta 'smart glasses'The "content maker" published videos of encounters with young women and a female Sikh shop worker where he talked of a plot to "breed out the white race".www.bbc.co.uk

Fridnds in my #TownNotAVillage tourist information centre are stunned to discover that Rev W Awdry’s Small Railway Engines are based on the Ravenglass & Eskdale Railway.

Go on, Bev! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Greater Manchester's mayor Bev Craig says PM's new powers will change livesBev Craig succeeds Andy Burnham as Greater Manchester's mayor after winning Thursday's by-election.www.bbc.co.uk

Just this morning I sold a Jemima Puddleduck water bottle (yes, really!) and a set of Peter Rabbit books www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Beatrix Potter's 160 years of Lake District legacyHundreds of thousands of people visit Beatrix Potter attractions in Cumbria every year.www.bbc.co.uk

I’ve come to the conclusion that we should back Andy Burnham and crack on with the job. That’s what Keir Starmer is doing, after all.

Oh dear, the BBC and Sky are really gutted about the GM mayoral result.

🎶 The King is in the altogether The altogether, the altogether… He’s altogether as naked as the day that he was born.

You know what? I love my couple of hours a week misinforming tourists.

*snore*. Thank you, Lord of the Manor, for my annual cakes and ale.

I’m in a generally Very Pleased mood today. Labour won convincingly in Greater Manchester I’ve misinformed loads of tourists (and sold them loads of stuff) I’m enjoying fair cake and ale in my #TownNotAVillage

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Had a couple of council workers from far-off Kendal in our #TownNotAVillage for Charter Day. “Where’s the obelisk?” “It’s that tall thing over there.” 🤦‍♀️🤭

It’s a glorious day for misinforming tourists. And today is CHARTER DAY in our #TownNotAVillage, so don’t you go trading in any backsides or hidden places…

Has Farage said anything in support of his valiant candidate yet?

OF COURSE! And at last. Hardle 🟦🟪 #1636 7/8 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 hardle.herokuapp.com