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So.... does that offer extend to everything that's touched it, Mrs. Poolowner?

Is this that Dan Da Dan anime I've heard about?

I wish Super Mario Bros. '93 could become its own spin-off universe, with a whole series of movies and games following that weird subterranean dinopunk aesthetic. I feel like a game based on it should be a Lucasarts-style point-and-click adventure mixed with Paper Mario, but in the 2DHD style.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's Ends With You

Authorities that don't murder people? That's downright un-American.

You'd have to get excited before you could chew anything.

Wait, is flagrant corruption still a crime?

Tetherball

Understandable. Also... Rocket is a robot unicycle. Just one wheel, not wheels, plural. So even that title is a lie.

Yes, sort of... except whenever I see a mention of 'Starshot: Space Circus Fever,' I accidentally think of 'Rocket: Robot on Wheels' instead.

I feel like it would take minimal work to convert this into a rather decent Gabe Newell action figure.

Billy Hatcher is definitely one of those games that deserves a remaster so it can find a new audience on modern consoles and PC.

On one hand, I love weird, unnecessary peripherals. On the other hand, there's something about the name "Work Boy" that makes my skin crawl. Like someone's going to slap the Game out of my hands and shout "Work! Only ever work!"

Right, like how we had The Muppet Show, then Muppet Babies. Same idea.

It's funny how many good movies used to get awful tie-in games, then this stinker of a movie managed to get a great tie-in game. Easily the best thing to come out of Universal's "Dark Universe" project.

If I'm suddenly Duke Nukem, then the only answer I can possibly give is "Chicks."

"I reject the idea that somehow Donald Trump has to be exempt from being successful." So becoming President of the United States of America is not considered success, unless you can turn a profit from it. There's no other way to take this statement, right?

I was watching because I thought this was a recipe. Ok, we got the ingredients together, where's the next step?

Huh. I just gifted my Brother a copy of Cruelty Squad this morning. I'll send him this chart once he's had a chance to play it.

There's a bro who never skips prostate day at the gym.