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“Looking up from Hell…”

We already have one of these and his name is Rand Paul!

“Personally, I never liked him, or his wife Connie Chung.”

Hope he gives some words at Mitch‘s fune

“Academics have academic observations! News at 11!”

Guys, I learned who Caleb Hammer is, and I can’t wait for the inevitable “busted sucking off a minor” news cycle arrives in, my bet, <2 years

Those feet rubbing together at the end of the bed but it’s just the sound of sandpaper

You’re hotter

Just crackin and suckin. Based on evidence, my assumption was the guy didn’t pay for em and was downing em as fast as he could. Old Black gentleman sitting near me was just like, “damn…crab legs!” Same, sir

Casefile and Swindled also did this one, I think Casefile tells the narrative solely from the couples’s POV and yeah, it was insane

I actually love riding the bus because it gives me whackass stories. My favorite item to see someone consume on a bus? King crab legs.

This isn’t me saying Bluesky would be better with the neo-Nazis and Christian nationalists on X. But it would be better if the normies and professionals still using Musk’s fascist CSAM factory to post would move here. And too many lefties on Bluesky see it as their little fiefdom to wall off & rule

I mean…yeah, probably.

I feel auditorially slapped whenever someone says it “jai-roh”

The cat litter 🤌

Look what a country full of patriotic software engineers can do!

Male or female sneezer/sneezette? I got startled at work by a sneezette yesterday

She‘s got that therapy dog they provided for her, she’ll be fine

I got on the bus and the driver’s like, “yo, what bus it say I‘m driving? I just woke up!“