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soda inflation might just be my favorite type, still. the combination of weight, slosh, and carbonation is perfect

i almost forgot the most important part, Too Much Baja Blast

usually, at least… two spicy potato soft tacos, two loaded grillers, two avocado ranch stackers, a black bean crunchwrap, a bean burrito, and chips.

ordering you my usual fucked up and evil taco bell order

Wonder who he ate last night...... Cant get @schwarzcrow.bsky.social outta my head

it's probably the best music streaming service out there, and i'd still only give it a solid "eh, it's okay i guess"

i could’ve put 10% more effort into making this funnier but i decided not to

LRT thermonuclear

way of the keghusband

ohhh, my pkcell...

Ignore the ominous creaking as I try to reach the end call button...

i’m surprisingly picky with my kink stuff but in a way where it’s like i’ll see something and it’ll be like “oh! that’s nice! :)” but sometimes everything just clicks together perfectly and i go thermonuclear

i suppose arlie deserves a gift... a festive crowsplosion, full of confetti...

birds should always be doing this tbh

WHOA HECK YEAH IT'S ARLIEDAY!! happy birthday~

thinking a normal amount about inflating slowly but steadily until you explode

♪ that bird is poii-sonnnnnned never trust a big gut and a vial ♫ @snaketrain.bsky.social