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This is so beautiful Gwen I love your watercolors!!

GOD I miss live TV

She likely bought 3, just in case.

The woman who used to live across the street from my parents was obsessed with the Home Shopping Network back in ye olde days of television and when I tell you that porch was FULL of boxes 💀

Screaming and hollering and throwing up because I know that deer in your tent is NOT REAL. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.

NIGHTMARE crux lore that's so fucking stressful

Like at least the bad animal husbandry promoted on The Dodo was grounded in reality and not whatever the FUCK this bullshit is

All white boys with this haircut look the same to me 🤝

I thought this was Fred

PREACH.

This is extremely funny to me as someone who lives so far from a distribution center Prime doesn't even make a difference. Go to the fucking store or shut up bestie!!

It's like really fucking bad

You are allowed to do this but there will be consequences (RIP Travis)

INSANELY short 🫠

Dude it's NUTS

Then you can eat one (1) human face

Who the fuck is having group chats on Bluesky

AAAA I'M SO MAD I DON'T HAVE EXTRA CASH RN

LMFAO no that's entirely it I just found a stark white hair slightly separate from my actual hairline

*plucking gray hair from my muzzle*