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Well I don't know about anybody else but am I ever glad (and relieved!) that Congress is finally getting a little break after all the tough work they've been doing steering our country away from disaster. Grab a drink, gang. heck knows you earned it *wipes brow, exhales with relief*

I love that Genghis Khan's alcoholic son Ögedei drank so much that his doctors begged him to reduce his drinking to one cup a day, to which he cheerfully agreed, shortly before commissioning the creation of new, much much larger cups

Definitely stoked to spend July 4th feeling absolutely miserable on behalf of every animal within a eight-mile radius of the National Mall tonight

Reminder that a timeline exists where Washington is engulfed in flames this weekend, though I am of course highly confident this administration would never allow that to happen by, say, ignoring this regulation or skipping that safety measure

Heat waves suck because they just make conservative media dig in even harder on the denialist schtick. It's one of the most brazen and alarming examples of the right wing information bubble and it's so depressing. Literally all they have left is "but Al Gore overestimated glacial loss in his book"

One of these roof repair guys rules because he's clearly determined that if you're gonna bang loudly on someone's roof all day the least you can do is commit to an impeccably-timed BAM! BA-BA-BA-BAM! BA-BA-BA-BAM! rhythm in obvious tribute to Metallica's "Am I Evil?"