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You know how everyone has their own personal hack of D&D to make it work for them? This one is mine!

tonight in my elf game: frantically prepared for the final battle, hid from the spider god by dedicating to the dragon god, interviewed the elf god, got taken by the trickster prince but caught him monologuing, learned family history, received one god-level spell each, and went down to face fate

Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me RPG when?

Jushitsu

reading the new edition of Cypher and the intro almost literally begins "Webster's dictionary defines 'edition' as..."

holy shit you're on a roll

I'd take Denied Custody Classics as well

this is anything all right

mork bourgeois? is this anything?

Literally who is this dude’s friend. Who keeps bringing him onto stuff. How do his connections run this deep. And when will Hasbro’s loyal consumers stop guzzling this shit

🚨🚨🚨

37th chamber pot

My martial arts studio neutralized their bathrooms, but now the sign implies you have to be actively in combat to piss

Wow I almost hope I’m there when it happens 😩

They haven’t called it that, it’s a somewhat jargon-y term of art, but whenever people talk about throwing out hit points and damage and just “ending the fight when it feels right” is talking about free kriegspiel or maybe freeform RP.

Far more common is “the game promised exciting combat and didn’t deliver, so I ignore its rules entirely and secretly run it freeform.” I definitely don’t think D&D should get the credit for people literally throwing its rules away and playing free kriegsspiel

Do you know something I don't? This could potentially be relevant to my career

My top? Stone.

Paranoia Agent!!

tonight in dagger game: entered a sunlit underground temple, shot a giant crystal with a gun, sampled root beer, salvaged earmuffs, released muck monsters from the midden pit, awakened the Worm, went werewolf, talked to a tree, angered the root goddess, and gathered ingredients for a juice cleanse