nori-ism of the day: demanding to sit on my lap and repeatedly nibbling on my hand/arm while I'm working because she is not receiving pets.
Savannah Ostrowskione of my cats has learned to press the preheat button on the oven when she's mad at me because I'm not listening to her. she does it but doesn't press start, so it just beeps at me until I go to the kitchen and see her standing defiantly on the stove. she is a demon and I love her.