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What a headline!

Back in 1985, I was at an event and so was Weird Al. Out of the blue, my mom told me to smile and then snapped a picture. Later, we went to Arby’s and my mom told me Al had been behind in posing in that picture. And then the camera was left behind at Arby’s and I never saw it. Strike one.

No cheating. Post your lock screen.

Go SF #Firebells!

Two of my favorite accounts on here are interacting!

I feel weird that Al and my wife made a better looking couple. But when I crop my wife out, it’s like Al’s saying, “Her and I are still a better couple.

I’m watching a 1994 episode of Wheel of Fortune where Al is playing again Little Richard and James Brown, whi ate working as a yteam. The guy on the left is Lee Greenwood (probably the only time he’s been on the left). I hope Al beats the snot out of Lee!

This is how I should have hugged Al yesterday. I could have Sayjak’ed him!

Weird Al is the best! This is the fulfillment of a 40 year dream to meet him and get a picture! He was so gracious, and patient, and giving. I think he saw what meeting him meant to me and offered a hug! Al Yankovic is the best!

While Julie and I were waiting to meet Al, some of the #StarWars characters from “The Saga Begins” were walking the ground of Star Lake. Julie was both tough and tender with a stormtrooper.

Being on my Weird Al bent, I’m going to keep it tuned to UHF Channel 62 all day!

Jambi the Genie (John Paragon) in UHF! He was also the Breather on Elvira, and Cassandra Peterson’e co-writer on “Mistress of the Dark”.

After last night, I thought it appropriate to start my day like this!

I had this wild dream last night that I got to meet Weird Al Yankovic.

I get to meet #WeirdAl tonight!

If you build it, he will come. The same happens when you rub it just right.

It doesn’t describe my vibe, but interesting words from 1976 include: Couch potato PMS Digital camera Horndog Butt plug My wife thinks there’s a correlation.

So my wife came home from the hospital today. Our little dog, Kittle, was excited to see her. The dog plopped into her lap, and then proceeded to pee in my wife’s crotch. It was quite the homecoming.

Taco Bell’s rebuilding strategy should be this: You won’t come here and get diarrhea from parasites. You’ll come here and get diarrhea because we’re Taco Bell. Business as usual!