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The muff munching militia [I’ll see myself out]

The scenario started getting so real I read your response and got irritated

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You give a man an inch and he’ll always take a mile. I just want to enjoy my plain lays in peace and come back to my spot on the end by the fan with the other members of the pit crew still sleep.

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Hey. I thought this was a safe space.

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$12,000 a year for daycare alone should make your booty feel like your granny gave you some mineral oil. An oil slick in your underoos.

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Who does he think he is fooling? Ole undercover boss face ass

I need to see them both in the same room.

I’m over here weak

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Me forcing my mom to see that a pack of smoked turkey necks is currently 2 hours of minimum wage.

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Girl I got it! I’m waiting for my delivery now. Now if I get a 5 o’clock shadow, just know I’m on your ass 😭😭

(runs to Sam’s Club cart).

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Thanks friend. Those songs overlap in my head. The two sides of my mind battling it out 😆

That’s what I’m saying. I need to find a farmer where I can buy a turkey and smoke it myself. This ain’t it

Ayyeeee! It’s better than I expected!

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I feel like Some Cut could somehow be the missing link.

Even as a wee lass I knew what a stud muffin was when I saw one.

The accuracy 😭😭

Let me help you take your coat off. The bar is to the right and the restrooms are to then left. Make yourself at home!

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Like being in a 35 & up lounge. Has a certain janay saquan to it

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Yeah I ended up in St. Louis (and I’m originally from VA). That was the hardest I’ve ever had to work to make connections, so I forged out on my alone a lot.