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I bought a set of boyshort undies in a larger size than I normally wear and it is, no doubt, one of my top 5 choices I’ve ever made.

Senator in an interview bragging about fewer people trying to cross the southern border…IT’S BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO COME HERE. We are all trying to figure out how to leave.

I honestly feel I am at the age where I am wise about value yet broke enough to be scared of spending.

I love how they try to healthy up #bacon by putting it on some greens. No worries bacon—I love you exactly the way you are.

I walk into the elevator and notice what might be a rag of some sort on the floor. Right away I think someone’s been kidnapped out of this elevator. Thank you, crime procedurals.

10 years ago we put in no-slam toilet lids and now I just cannot with any other lid.

All I want is to get out of these leggings. Why TF am I wearing them anyway??? There is literally nothing that a legging can do that a jogger can’t!

I’m always amazed by the body’s limitless ability to produce phlegm.

Awake and grateful.

Ok, who is moving off of facebook? My in-laws just figured it out, too…

I love hearing my plants drink.

I thought today would be a good day to go without eye makeup. I was wrong.

I woke up with the urge to eat cookie dough.

How the hell did I get the Magilla Gorilla song stuck in my head???

Where would #lloyddobler be now? Who would he be now?

You are only as happy as your children are thriving.

I always denied being addicted to stress, but now I clearly see how addicted I am to busy-ness.