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THAT'S ME, OMG IT'S ME, LOOK LOOK I hope you like potty-mouthed harpies! And murder! It's my 50th story acceptance! And it's to a press I love, for a story I love. That's nice, isn't it? This is fun.

this is so good! oh man, voice! It's so clever, I love this piece. @nightshadesmag.bsky.social continues to have extremely good taste in weird shit.

doing a scavenger hunt with my kid where each clue is a puzzle that must be solved (it's a chore I want him to do with me) 1) Look upon the fairest hill; Plant a glyph to keep it still. Once the garden is protected, Your next clue may be collected. (plant the pretty garden stone he made me)

what's a better name for a lizard: Burt Macklin or Duke Silver

in trouble with the wife for calling watermelon "the celery of fruit"

You ever eat something just to find out whether it's food?

Having a 10yo is great because they're at an age where you can announce "Your mother and I are avid Frenchers" and watch them die inside

Sasha's Organizational Tip: do you have a Bullshit Zone? Everyone in your family needs a Bullshit Zone. Easily accessible, relatively visible, judgment free. Mine is next to the printer. I go through it when I run out of room for new bullshit.

They're holding in a rant about second person POV. Clenching so hard. They even have that upper lip sweat.

EVERYTHING IS SO ANNOYING RIGHT NOW

Today's flowers!

I cannot emphasize enough, don't give your kid an A name. I get exponentially more butt dials than the rest of you. (sidenote: only my mom, and you, calls me Sasha)

During Covid, I used to set up these complicated Dragon Hunt quests in the woods for my kid and his friend. One of them ended at Ponyhenge, a real place in Mass. It's very cool and so is this story.

I blew up a cow for you, please respond

a little more circumcised every day

hey if being covered in cockroaches is on your bucket list, I got a story for you

It's a good thing 'teh' isn't a word.

before anyone starts thinking we're good parents, I just gave my kid a strawberry - a normal, whole strawberry that hadn't been sliced - and he went "how am I supposed to eat this"