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I have a month to write a 33 1/3 book? Oh fuck!!! How much research have I done into my subj--WHAT? Oh no. Oh I'm so hosed. Siri google can you pay back book advance and no one gets mad. Google if they get mad will they get over it. God what am I gonna do

Reading a book with my feet in the sand :)

I understand the chip clips would get taken home by guests! My contention is they should be replenished like the dish soap and toilet paper. Buy a thousand clothespins, you know?

why don’t vacation rentals ever have chip clips in their kitchens? that’s like a main vacation activity, eating chips. I always forget to bring any and then I resort to bobby pins.

I’m on: vacation

Everything is about The Odyssey

Of course Mr Perpetua had one for me!

At any given moment it's even odds that I'm thinking about these pictures of Megan Stalter. I just.... I just love to look at her

Someone has this for me I know it

Can anyone recommend me a playlist companion to @markyarm.bsky.social's oral history of grunge? I'm planning to read it on vacation and would like to immerse myself in the music while going from place to place in the rental car.

<standing up on plane> WHAN THAT APRILLE with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

"I wish this Errol Morris movie had better fight choreography. I wish this Nicole Holofcener film had more inventive sound design. I wish this Guy Maddin film had more believable characters." Listen to yourself.

facial porcinization surgery

immediately turned off the giant tv that plays ads about health in the doctor’s office (For Clinical Staff -> Sleep)

Tom and I have been watching these (on Shudder) and holy moly. The quality of the guest stars! The pace at which the stories move! It's so much fun. We used to make things in this country

u a vampire

the way Odysseus moans "but I love it" when Calypso takes the bowl of lotus away had me and Tom cackling. I can't wait to see this movie again lol