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So glad I made it to see Hadestown before it left movie theaters. That was as close as a filmed stage musical has made me feel to actually being in the room with the performers.

So, what happens if I'm a parent and I know that my kid needs highly paid teachers, a library full of books with diverse characters, trans-inclusive bathrooms and extracurriculars, and a curriculum unpacking topics like systemic racism, colonial oppression, economic inequality, and climate change?

So there is a mugshot they could have used.

I was asked about tumbleweeds, which I had never seen.

Baz Luhrmann's Australia. I spent half the movie debating whether I should just walk out, then kept choosing to stay because I assumed it would have to end soon. It would not.

Jenna Fischer. I actually thought, "Wow, that woman is beautiful" without even registering who she was for several seconds.

Oh, thank god, someone finally figured out how to make praying mantises creepy.

Scotland.

I think it was Red Hot Chili Peppers "Blood Sugar Sex Magic," and then I didn't want to admit that I didn't actually like it.

oh come on

Hamish Linklater and Ann Dowd I would have added a gif but all the Linklater ones are from that one show he was the actual star of, so.

I just learned the one thing that makes me interested in Avengers: Doomsday: Alan Cumming is in it.

Watching The Sixth Sense in a small theater near the end of its run (so a lot of people already knew the twist). We get to the reveal and the woman behind me exclaims, "She's a ghost!" And the rest of the audience laughed so hard that we kind of missed the moment.

I saw this one four times *in theaters.* Oh, 1996 was a gorgeous year to be 16.

If I could go back in time to see any performer, it would be Mitch Hedberg.

Fortune Feimster or Ronnie Chieng but I cannot be forced to choose between them.

The best part of Anora