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It's that time of year where everyone gets very smug and cute with their hot takes about how much they hate TTITD, but I say you can't actually hate something that much if you only whine about it two weeks a year. Where is your commitment? Try harder.

Today I learned that the threshold for being annoying enough to get people's attention on the last day of Q2 is "slacking the same 4 people individually to ask for status changes on this thing I've been trying to complete for two weeks every 15 minutes."

Everybody freaking out about someone getting a $2.5 million deal on an AI generated book. I'm over here like, what a blessing to get to watch other people utterly fail to meet this moment. Write your own shit. If you can't stand by your word, you're nothing.

*standing up on plane* Okay fellow passengers Mercury might be appropriate for the setting but today is Thursday so you know what time it is: O Jove much-honored, Jove supremely great, to thee our holy rites we consecrate, Our prayers and expiations, king divine, for all things round thy head exalte

Outdoor chores before work: @neolithicsheep.bsky.social: hey can you kink that hose for me? Me: *unrepeatable monologue praising, teasing, and encouraging the hose* Him: ... Me: 😇 Him: ...you can let go now *Water running* Me: ...That's right you got nice and full didn't you? Him: 🤢

I am super loving 4x3 and smush, which both scratch the NYT daily puzzle games itch but are made by people I actually want to give my clicks to. Yesterday I suggested a word in smush and it got added to the dictionary!

I saw a woman in the grocery store wearing a Barbie t-shirt and greeted her with "Hi Barbie." She was visibly confused for a second, then it clicked, her whole face lit up, and she said "Hi Barbie!" Made my day. Girls rock.

Me every time I get back on the dating apps