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Madison filter: Phil “catch these” Hands

Thanks to some written over graffiti, had the idea of a character named Charlie Dirt, a combination of Charlie Kirk and Joe Dirt who has a ill fitting suit and mullet and tries to debate college students until an errant firework explosion strikes his neck

I know this is table stakes for having a human body but I’ve been kicking ass at consistently brushing my teeth. On a 43 day streak for 2/day 2 min

Rainy weather dog

Jay-Z on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy:

Thank you Branson for bringing light to one of the most pressing issues of our time: “what the fuck are preteen boys finding on YouTube and how can we erase it from existence”

Shout out to the guy looking up David Lynch’s Eraserhead at the minor league baseball game 🫡

They CHANGED the fucking BEEPS and BOOPS on Google Meet and I AM NOT OKAY

Get yourself someone who calls you out on your bullshit on the first date (ask me how I know)

Good morning Bsky fam, rolling coal should be a capital punishment

Mister Joel Embiid Tell each other fairy tales And we stare at them beautiful women She's looking at you Oh no, no, she's looking at me

Well, whaddaya gonna do, Tony Gilroy? Write an engaging drama/thriller about a middle aged man who channels their demons into extreme competence, whose life is thrown into chaos when they are faced with taking on an uncaring rapacious system?

Bratty 10 year old: “it looks like a big dumb turkey!” Dr. Grant as played by Sam Neill (R.I.P):

Lindsey Graham, thank you for doing your part in achieving the lofty goal set by the Democratic Socialists of America

Hearing reports that Lindsey Graham’s last words were “Little Mermaid Bubble Wand”. What could it mean?

They’re playing Jessie’s Girl at this bbq and I’m saying “but I’d rather get some head” under my breath