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YEP. Cursed at birth, but doesn't really kick in until about 7 or 8?

ooooft.

Cursed at birth, by your mum or dad, but usually dad.

Oh, that's completely it, isn't it. And every time you're tying on the tourniquet there's this involuntary whisper at the back of your mind, entirely against your better judgement .... "maybe it'll be this one?"

Get yourself some kip!! But I'm totally telling you tomorrow!!

We love football in spite of the actual football

I've since found out the worst thing they ever did that was gracefully not disclosed to me before and it's HORRIFIC. It's my neutron bomb now I know 😂😂

😭😭

I deleted a thread which referred to (anonymised!!) literally the worst person I cannot avoid having in my life. Like, an awful, awful human. But I don't usually talk about it 😂 And I thought the "punchline" to the story was funny.

Had a benzo, but last time it took two nights for them to make me actually sleep, but it'll chill me out even if I'm awake so I'll feel loads better.

Sorry, I've been SO bitchy today. I hope *mostly* light-hearted bitchy? I've had 3 out of 4 nights fewer than 3hrs sleep and apparently it's making me mean. Hoping I get myself sorted before the next stage, which bifurcates between spaced out and rambling and paradoxically focused and productive.

See that's a lovely choice (AND FREE NOT 800 QUID)

If I'd known we'd have to pay for it I'd have gone with literally anything free. I don't mean to sound cheap but almost every way of disposing of ashes is free.

What's that?

This was extremely not my choice, but I wasn't arsed where they went since I wasn't paying.

Legendary choice

Oooh, you could've put him in one of them industrial muck spreaders.

Deleted a thread in case anyone who might've been negatively implicated in the thread googles me and goes fucking mental about it, which has happened before.

Truly.

GOOD GRIEF. After your lottery win maybe