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Fox News headline: Charlamagne tha God admits Fauci pleading the Fifth after pardon is 'fishy' and 'suspicious.' Well, so glad to see that he finally "admitted" that. Pretty much settles it, no? Thanks for your incisive journalism, Fox. Well done, well done.

Sen. Bennie Moreno to Fauci: "Here I am sitting in front of you 6 years later saying, 'Who the fuck do you think you were for doing that? It is a total disgrace what you did to this country." Fauci is the guy who got a presidential commendation from Trump Jan. 19, 2021. Ring a bell? Do better, Ohio

"Perhaps there has never been a group of people treated so badly in our Nation’s history." Other than indigenous peoples, enslaved black Americans (and their descendants), immigrants (especially today), interned Japanese-Americans during WWII, gay Americans, women, all of us under his regime ...

Oooh, oooh! I can top that. I reached a HISTORIC agreement for the COMPLETE DISARMAMENT of nuclear weapons EVERYWHERE. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL, BUT MOSTLY ME, ON THIS AMAZING DEVELOPMENT, THAT EVERYBODY SAID COULD NEVER BE ACHIEVED! Well, no, no one's signed it. Or agreed to it. BUT I DID THIS.

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Matt ol' boy, it looks like Yelp's most highly rated moving company in Alexandria is Potomac Moving. Fascism has consequences.

Our batshit secretary of health and human services has launched a new online venture. Best headline so far on this development: "Hope You Like Raccoon Penis, Because RFK Jr. Has a New Cooking Show."

State Department officials are apologizing for a map of Africa they took to an AIDS summit because the map mislabeled six out of six countries. Gee, I wonder what racist joke Trump is telling about this one.

Rep. Josh Hawley, July 29, 2026: “You became a narcissist and a megalomaniac and a liar. You’ve lied to the American people." No, not Trump. Hawley, the man who saluted the Jan. 6 rioters before they stormed the Capitol, was referring to Dr. Anthony Fauci. Do better, Missouri.

Headline at Fox wannabe Newsmax -- "Sen. Ron Johnson to Newsmax: Fauci Wanted Vaccines." Ohhhhh, FFS. Do better, Wisconsin. FFS.

Rep. Abe Hamadeh, vying for the rectal apartment left vacant by Lindsey Graham. (Must be rent controlled.) Do better, Arizona's 8th District.