Профиль

Now that the movie is out, I can finally confirm the big Spider-Man casting rumor: Yes, that is me playing Biclops.

There’s a scene in Wonder Man where his mother is talking about her relationship with him that (for reasons I won’t get into) was extremely devastating for me, so… fuck Disney+ I guess. The show was a masterpiece.

I wrote about the new Ghost In The Shell anime, uwu face, girl with toast in her mouth, and the rare Reverse Sean Parker at the ol’ AVC. www.avclub.com/ghost-in-the...

The new Ghost In The Shell is proudly a cartoonThe latest adaptation of Shirow Masamune’s classic manga takes an important lesson from Mamoru Oshii’s 1995 movie adaptation.www.avclub.com

RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHVb...

Drive - Nightcall Scene - 1080p Full HDYouTube video by Rammstein Ehrmantrautwww.youtube.com

Ahead of the new Spider-Man movie, I wrote a little bit about Spiders-Man, the colony of spiders that ate Peter Parker and absorbed his consciousness. Also my Spider-Verse OC, Spider-Man-Man, who has all the powers of a Spider-Man. untitledcomicbook.beehiiv.com/p/the-untitl...

The Untitled Comic Book Newsletter Vol. 36A.K.A. Does Whatever A Newsletter Can -- July 27, 2026untitledcomicbook.beehiiv.com

When I’m in a speeding in the pit lane competition and my opponent is Lewis Hamilton.

Adam Driver should call up Kevin Feige tonight and be like “I’ll play Ghost Rider.”

It may not be a show at The Rivoli, but all of Nirvanna The Band The Show is now on Hulu… and I ranked every episode for The AV Club! www.avclub.com/nirvanna-the...

Every episode of Nirvanna The Band The Show, rankedEvery episode of Nirvanna The Band The Show, rankedwww.avclub.com

Gundam is a $5b franchise, and they'll still announce a brand new series with a corporate slideshow in which an emotionless voice says "And now let's talk about merchandising." I just want GQuuuuuuX 2, guys!

Holy shit. There's *no way* they're releasing these unedited, right? All of that copyrighted music and stuff? www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0F...

Nirvanna the Band the Show | Trailer | HuluYouTube video by Huluwww.youtube.com

What the hell is Infinity Vision?

Arby’s does have a rich history of pop culture references.

I graduated college after writing an epistolary poem that retold the plot of Star Wars, and one of the professors audibly sighed when I read it out loud as part of my final presentation, but nobody’s making instagram posts about me.

Marvel moving to LA is crazy. There aren’t enough tall buildings for Spider-Man to swing on!

Years ago, I wrote a news article about the physical length of Oppenheimer’s IMAX film, and I somehow landed on the joke of comparing that length to the distance between famous landmarks and fast food restaurants. I should’ve saved that joke for The Odyssey, but also I don’t work there anymore, so 🤷‍♂️

Freelancing is fun, but I really need steady writing/editing work. Please reach out if you know of anything, or know anyone who knows of anything. Also check out my recently updated portfolio site, which includes links to a handful of the 11k or so articles I've written! www.clippings.me/sambarsanti

The Modern Day Stuff in the original game that they cut out for the remake is about working for an evil organization that owns Ubisoft. It’s one of the key reasons the series *used to* have the juice.

Everyone knows that the New 52 gave us Snyder/Capullo on Batman, but it also gave us a pretty good gag in the first issue of Deathstroke. untitledcomicbook.beehiiv.com/p/the-untitl...

The Untitled Comic Book Newsletter Vol. 33A.K.A. It's Terminating Time Newsletter -- July 6, 2026untitledcomicbook.beehiiv.com

In honor of America’s birthday, I wrote about how the plot of every Call Of Duty game hinges on the idea that America is incompetent, evil, or both. 🇺🇸