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"vote blue no matter who unless it's someone who believes in equal rights for all, universal healthcare, eating billionaires, and prosecuting nazis" is not the winningest slogan ever it turns out

Heartwarming story of the day.

the leftists vs liberals battles are as exhausting as the humans capable of empathy vs republicans battles

Where are the aliens from ID4 when you need them?

why the fuck do people schedule meetings during prime napping times?

one cat always comes sprinting out of the basement, howling at the top of her lungs, like, "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST SHIT GO LOOK IN THE BOX GO GO GO GO GO LOOK!!"

grew up there, but am glad I don't live in michigan today I'm already sick of this primary and I'm not even in the state

YES

"This Happened Because Nobody Listened," could be the headline of every major news story of the past 20 years. All the climate catastrophes, SCOTUS, fascist takeover, many of us knew these were probable, but nobody listened. (Or, so few listened, that it may as well have been nobody.)

instead of having parasocial relationships with celebrities, you should have parasocial relationships with cheese... because that's a relationship that can turn real if you just go to the shop and buy some gouda

Seconded. Also we need more bands that have 7 to 13 musicians on stage at a time, with full horn sections.

weirdest thing about this hank green discourse is how many sycophants hank green has I thought he was just someone who was kinda mildly liked on the internet, I had no idea he had hordes of fans begging to give him analinguis 29 hours a day* (*chatgpt told me there are 29 hours in a day on earth)

I hope Vinicius doesn't leave Madrid. I despise Real, I despise Vini Jr, I want him to stay there for maximum loathing, though it would be fine if he went across town to Getafe or Atletico.

"Marie Antoinette let her people eat cake, but that's too hoity-toity for yous amerikans. You can eat livers, kidney stones, and feral hog anuses."

Disney should be legislatively=-forced to sell Pixar to... I don't know, maybe Guillermo del Toro and Greta Gerwig?