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This is gross as shit. I'm embarrassed for you, @kenjennings.bsky.social You should genuinely know better.

*standing up on the plane* Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur. Boom boom, shakalaka boom-boom haha you're an air marshal, sure, yeah, we all believe you buddy. Just take your seat please. I SAID PLEASE OH FUCK

I made it, but the wind almost blew me down, and everybody was up my ass the entire time. Utterly terrifying. Not looking forward to the next ride.

I have to somehow make it to work on my husband's super janky Chinese moped today. 35mph on a rural main roadway, sharing space with yeehaw trucks and out of state tourists. Wish me luck.

Sometimes I'm lying on the sofa watching TV with the Mr., the dog will suddenly stand on my chest & completely savage my face. Just aggressively licking the hell out of my nose with her velvety little snout. She follows me no matter how much I wiggle & scream. Makes me so happy I can't stand it.

This shit is so embarrassing. I'm so glad I'm not in the military anymore.

I hope to god that Anthropic lawsuit money actually shows up, and it's more than pocket change. It will--not could, WILL--spell the difference between me having a way to work this winter and me having to walk 10+ miles a day in deep snow.

it makes me so happy when my sleepy puppy wriggles her face between my arm and side, and I can hear her nose whistling in there as she sleeps.

ICYMI yesterday, my husband swerved to avoid a cat and hit a tree. The internet likes cats, right? Well I had to spend a good chunk of our rent money to get the car towed and now I'm walking ~10 miles a day to get to work. So subscribe or share, anything helps 😩

"What is a woman?" "Better question: what is a man?" "*names male celebrity*" "No, that's 'who' is a man. I'm asking you WHAT is a man." "*cites physical labor job*" "That's a job. What is a man?" "*cites form of violence*" "That is a crime. What is a MAN?"

I don't mean to press, but if you're not interested yourself, could you reskeet? Just paying for the tow truck knocked out a third of our rent money for this month.

We just had a car accident and totaled our only vehicle. If you've got $5 a month & like the idea of a trans space epic from a bestselling, award-winning author inspired by 1980s cinema, my serial sure could use the subscribers right now. :( www.patreon.com/sahuntbooks

I bet @shrimpandcrits.com @maudlingames.com can cosign this one

George Clooney, John Turturro, and John Goodman were already in the perfect #Odyssey adaptation decades ago, and it was called "O Brother Where Art Thou?"