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I’ve had an extremely awful day but it’s proved to me that I’m the best at everything I do and everyone else sucks and needs me to come save them

hi um. it is time once again for Jade Needs Help With Groceries whatever anyone can contribute is welcome but ideally around 200 would really help people in my life not have Nothing To Eat venmo: ceruleanhearts ca: sylverevo

i think we should get city-run stockades again and put you in one

His bonus. Bonus. The bonus We gotta do something about this guy

He looks like he belongs in the Chocolate Cartel that will eventually lose to Wonka’s silly candy contraptions.

Dude grinding someone’s bones to make your bread has got to go crazy

True!

Hey I know where that is

The libs under here are starting conspiracies that the DSA is funded by republicans to split the Democratic Party. Holy fuck these people are so removed from reality.

Girl are you okay

You must purchase the game 🥰

I upgraded my Birgi with her face on the back of my Harnfel proof :)

Here’s a few I love First is an artist alter from @evynfong.bsky.social who graciously gave my boy an iPhone Second is from my sister. The only art for the card is from a terf so she fixed it for me. Third is from @beyondthemachina.bsky.social Fourth one is from @mtgcritical.bsky.social

94% humidity with a high of 85. I’m gonna die

What does it say about me that I listen to emo music all the time

Beautiful! Congratulations!

I think I’m gonna live forever. I haven’t died yet so it’s not gonna happen

Have you considered that they make the guy named pinky become a pinky. That’s peak if you ask the average village idiot (me)

Damn girl are you the 1980’s new wave band The Vapors because Ive got your picture

I’m still alive now what