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breaking news: we're getting reports that the hulk is sharing his opinion of the song bsky.app/profile/mlyp...

hoping for nothing but the worst for buddy boy

just because it's not real doesn't mean it's not really funny

false imprisonment?! since when did poop get rights

today's wtf moment was learning that alex karp is half black

this implies the existence of the himbopotamus

it's awkward while grabbing your ankles to point your elbows up but not impossible

classic shit sandwich composition

bro gave up the game in inception, this is some matryoshka ass bullshit

pawd cayasting (and thereby inventing the 8 year old boy regional accent)

heavily simplified but it's for networking (fibre optics) which are key to the very high bandwidth network interconnects

a hammock, my favorite food, time in nature, health care, and be adored it's compelling

i think linux distros that chose "stability", aka old software versions, are going to have their users learn how badly that idea has aged

selling a rogue terrorist state with nuclear warheads global reach, what could possible go wrong

Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.

these days you'd think it'd be easier to find an FDA approved exorcism

warhammer 40k darktide runs like a pig

such a good movie

To carry 50,000 people per hour in each direction, a city needs a 175m wide road for cars. Even if those cars are electric. And then there’s all the parking. OR a city can move A LOT MORE people in a lot less space, with A LOT LESS public money, emissions, pollution, noise etc. Choices. Simple.

my friend discovered really cranking up the sugar to water ratio in the beginning brought all the birds to the yard