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I need someone to grab me by my horns and shove their cock down my throat.

When MTG stops being a bastion for unique & varied art to being fully AI art.

YOU NEED TO SHOOT BIGGER ROPES SOLDIER AND THATS AN ORDER!

if aliens came to earth i bet high and low tide would freak them out cuz they don't have the moon at their planet

now i can finally go to taco bell and ask for no lettuce without sounding like a baby who doesnt eat vegetables

Years of training to be taken out by the $11.89 Temu laser.

that's crazy. pic unrelated can't figure out how to delete it

I told an aromantic girl that I'm in love with her. She said, "That's fine," then asked me to move in with her.

EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO BODY AUTONOMY. guess what gender is? BODY AUTONOMY. it is about WHO is allowed to do WHAT with THEIR BODY. administration of exogenous sex hormones is value neutral; the core difference between this and a trans person is that one supports the fascist regime and one does not.

The mall in my hometown was replaced with office spaces. The Denny's we used to hang out in before we could get into bars closed. The movie theater closed. Both of the card shops we used to play MTG tournaments closed. The book store? Closed.

Fixed it for you

conservatives are state mandating transitioning from male to male

There's layers to this one.

"I see no God up here." -Yuri Gagarin, while not fisting a woman

Does my stomach hurt because my soymilk expires tomorrow, or because I shoved a glass dildo 9" deep into my colon?

I was walking down the hall with my glass dildo only to find the shower was taken.

no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is

Big deal, I have my wife's phone number memorized.