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Admittedly not an expert on ransom, but I see one problem here

my favorite part of the Odyssey is when John Odyssey turns to the camera and says "this must be some kind of...Bronze Age Collapse"

mfer just “invented” a library 🙄🙄

cool idea I just had: what if there was a Criterion Closet but for books

just spit out my water

a fun fact is that the creator of the labradoodle breed considers the dogs to be evil

b-b-but I was told if I simply carried the scorpion across the river, it wouldn’t sting me 😭😭😭

Upon hearing the news, Collins expressed concern but said she would still be voting to confirm Platner to the Supreme Court

sure, health outcomes are worse, we’re drowning in debt, and the planet is burning up, BUT this truly is a golden age of novelty movie theater popcorn buckets

literally watergate

the main theme of this presidency has been an obsession with bodies of water. from the first act in office (renaming it the Gulf of America) to the Strait or Hormuz to the reflecting pool. I predict Trump starts a beef with Hurricane Harbor next.

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW—ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE—GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.

looking especially fat and red 🤞

hell ya let's awaken some Kaiju

b-b-b-b-b-b-basketball

Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'