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If Telemachus has a million haters, I am one of them. If he has one hater, it is me. If he has no haters, I am dead.

So much blood, a vampire phlebotomist's fantasy.

Me again, trying to take my extreme ability to attract mosquitoes as a compliment...

Mosaic artist: What do you want on the floor of your family Villa? Fish, flowers, maybe a portrait of your wi- Roman patriarch: My favourite gladiators Margaritis and Ellenikos! They have armour but I want... no I NEED to see their pecs. Make it so their muscles are really oiled up. Real sexy like?

So I bloody love this: This is in the men's baths and it is a boardgame built into the rim of a large bath. Two men could play together whilst bathing! Yes, I know I know... Byzantine Greece was a different world, no homo, blah blah, but come on!!! Naked board game gays!!! /5

Less fun: This partial mosaic shows the young man Ganymede being taken away by Zeus in eagle form. A slightly archaic English mistranslation of the Greek label calls this 'rape', which based on the story is actually more accurate... 4/

Next... more homoerotic than full queer (I'll let you decide) but in his fancy Roman villa the man of the house wanted to have his two favourite gladiators depicted shirtless and oiled up on the floor... Margarites and Ellenikos (The Greek) are both named which is also cool and rare. 3/

First. Achilles the ancient Greek hero... in full drag! He was raised hidden amongst a group of daughters disguised as a young woman. Here he is in a full gown and fancy jewellery, kicking off his sandals and throwing down his spindle! Big reveal!!! ✨️2/

Not one, not two, not three, but four (kinda) queer finds whilst walking around ancient Kourion archaeological site in Cyprus!! Come see!! (A thread) 1/

He'd have a podcast. You KNOW he'd have a podcast.

I'm rereading The Odyssey... and my god... Telemachus... what a manosphere pick-me twink!

Sing, goddess, the rage of the mildly inconvenienced homosexual stuck behind a slow moving heterosexual couple.

In Gedanken bei allen Opfern & Angehörigen. #csdberlin Jetzt zählt nur Solidarität und generell die Sicherheit unserer gesamten queerfeministischen Community! Wer Unterstützung bzw. Anschluss sucht oder in diesen schweren Stunden nicht alleine sein wollt: queermany.berlin/signalgruppe-austausch

“Oxford academic Prof George Garnett counted 93 penises in 2018 – with 88 belonging to horses and another five to men. But Dr Christopher Monk said he had counted one more on another man.” bbc.com/news/article...

Between Scylla and Charybdis... sounds like squad goals TBH.

Replace "dogs" with "cats"

Couldn't make London's Trans Pride because it's Stroud Pride today also, but have a banging day! And remember you're all fab and hate makes you a special kind of ugly that no amount of mega yachts or cigars can hide. X 🏳️‍⚧️

Truly fastforwards through the awkward 'are we friends yet?' stage.

People who are really smiley and visibly delighted to see you after you've only met them once are truly my favourite people.