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just one of those perfect @davidjroth.bsky.social paragraphs 🤌 defector.com/who-was-the-...

I asked the question on everyone's lips 🐒 defector.com/can-a-monkey...

Can A Monkey Have A Pet? | DefectorIn the spring of 2004, researchers monitoring a population of wild bearded capuchins in a Brazilian woodland saw an infant clinging to Chiquinha, one of the adult female monkeys. The baby was not a ca...defector.com

STAY AWAY FROM HER 😭

wishing I were a dentist so I could put this fellow on the wall of my waiting room,perhaps with a cheeky message... "Flossed yet?" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capuchi...

that is my circus. and those are my monkeys! and you won't get away with this!!!!!

god the ocean is SO beautiful has anyone considered writing about this

thinking about the immortality of the crab??? what about being overcome with desire for a spam musubi....

last universal common ancestor obviously FTM (he's named Luca.....)

the darling face of a girl whose poops turn the air purifier on high every single time

I’m watching Vanilla Sky for the first time what is HAPPENING

my beautiful and beloved plant of 4 years has MEALYBUGS 😭 does anyone have advice? I’ve heard the best thing to do is dunk the leaves in a bath of dawn + isopropyl alcohol

kind of insane how much I wanna shake my ass to david cronenberg repeating "they're dead, they're gone, no one lasts forever"

wrote about the Creature of the Moment™️ defector.com/is-jimothy-o...

Is Jimothy OK? A Creature Investigation | DefectorJimothy crept into our lives like any good cryptid—as a blurry, scuttling thing. Kiana Hall, the Seattle local whose firsthand footage resulted in Jimothy’s newfound fame, first thought she had spotte...defector.com

I simply love orcas and all of their brutal machinations! what new form of torture will they invent next! defector.com/orcas-are-ke...

Orcas Are Kerploding Sunfish Into A Thousand Pieces | DefectorIn many ways, the sunfish could not have been better-designed as an orca’s chew toy. The largest species, the oceanic sunfish Mola mola, can grow up to 10 feet long and weigh up to 6,000 pounds. And y...defector.com

having a nice night in

happy pub day to this tremendously insightful anthology from @theopennotebook.bsky.social, edited by @siricarpenter.bsky.social & featuring dazzling contributors @maryroach.bsky.social @edyong209.bsky.social @ferrisjabr.bsky.social @kendrawrites.com and more! press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/bo...

The Best Science Stories and How They WorkAn invitation to engage with some of today’s most respected science journalists as they take readers beneath the surface to reveal the making of eleven of the best science stories.With eleven deeply r...press.uchicago.edu

our website is so beautiful now!!! defector.com/hey-look-we-...

Hey Look, We Redesigned Our Website | DefectorWell, well, well, would you look at that. We have a fancy new website. This redesign is the result of a lot of hard work by our esteemed partners at Lede, and they have provided us with a homepage tha...defector.com

being 32 is all about mopping. if I’m not mopping I’m mentally preparing for my next mop

don't talk to me I'm Glückmaxxing (Louise, Robert, etc.)

I wish the combination wildlife smoke heat dome diarrhea parasite situation would make my personal problems feel less dire but unfortunately that's not now how it works