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Saw it yesterday. The bubble was broken for me when Telemachus (Tom Holland) spoke to his 'mom' about his 'dad' in one of the early scenes. Just felt wrong.

OK. You are Christopher Nolan. Oh ..

You haven't actually said whether or not you do want one though

Better a young polar bear enjoying the cold refreshing Arctic Ocean

Gunther von Hagens has died. I went to his Body Works exhibition in London around 2000 or 2001. Human cadavers reduced to constituent structures. Fascinating, and surprisingly not very macabre. Can't help wondering what he had in mind for his own corpse.

Also they showed a trailer for Devil Wears Prada II (which should have been called The Devil Still Wears Prada) just before the showing, so Anne Hathaway's cover was blown from the start.

Also good to see Luke Skywalker making an appearance.

Also these Greek heroes spend an awful lot of time running back to their boats. Over and over again.

My hot take on The Odyssey: very loud, unnecessarily violent, glad I watched Dan Snow's primer on TV beforehand or the 'plot' would have been incoherent. Also, the dog was a spaniel as a puppy but a sort of terrier at the end. Altogether epic, happy to have seen it, won't buy the t-shirt. #Odyssey

BBC website doing its usual breathless live reporting of the wildfires threatening Bordeaux. Top headline as of now? "British tourists could lose thousands from aborted Gironde holiday". Never mind the French people losing their homes and businesses, let's check on our holidaymakers. Fuck sake.

Who's eaten all the seafood? Bull shark jaws and sawfish saw frame fresh prawns at a fishmonger in Whitby, Yorkshire. Nom nom nom.

Forgive me, but also bow down before my magnificence. Wordle 1,863 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

One of the bridges on the original 1997 designs was from India.

I hope the Commission consults experts before deciding which birds to portray. Remember the fiasco over the bridges in the first designs in 1997? One of them was in India (best scoop of my career). Maybe check all the birds are actually in Europe. #euro #euronotes #scoop

Remember the fiasco over the first Euro note designs, with the 'anonymous' bridges which were actually real structures? Best scoop of my career.

Remember the fiasco over the first Euro note designs, with the 'anonymous' bridges which were actually real structures? Best scoop of my career.

A wooden pole pointing towards, er, 'wooden pole'. Longshaw estate on the border of Derbyshire and South Yorkshire #fingerpostfriday

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

Oh lordy finally a movie I'll pay to watch

OK so US owned, Indian built Honda copies.