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Tonight I dropped my home right in the spot under the urinal so naturally the case went in the garbage… uhhhh who got a recommendation?

If I am talking to you about things I know, it’s because I assessed you to be smart enough to handle it. If you take it as a criticism of your intellect… that’s not my fault, that’s your own intellectual insecurity.

Anybody else noticing that your cell signal gets real low in stores now. I notice it nearly every time I’m in big brand store. I have a theory they’re blocking cell signal to force you onto their WiFi

You know the funniest thing about Trump saying anyone should be executed for saying not to follow illegal orders, is that is exactly the illegal order they mean.

I imagine all those people who epoxied Penny’s into their floors are either very happy or very sad today.

Going to a job fair feel so defeating. It feels like you got rejected 30 times in row. Didn’t even get one single squeezy toy.

Get excited: 6-7 — 67… that’s the number of votes needed for a veto proof pass in the senate.

a group of people are gathered in a room with the number 67 above themALT: a group of people are gathered in a room with the number 67 above themmedia.tenor.com

A small thing you can do today… Google “Epstein Emails”.

Still waiting for anonymous to wipe everyone’s debt ledgers and Robin Hood the half trillionaires.

I am so proud of myself. I recently got back into tinkering with electronics and 3D printing and I am amazed by how much I am capable of. I’ve gone from resurrecting my printer to rehabbing my octoprint server, dialing in glass bed, test prints, solid quality, and today I used a new chip! 1/2

Welcome to the gun show. Me, circa 2003, Baghdad, Iraq, 4/27FA.

Let’s not forget this happened

Military ballots: Trump calls for ballot counting scenario where votes legally cast by military would be thrown out | CNN PoliticsAs President Donald Trump baselessly claimed that all votes received after Election Day are illegal, he attacked the absentee ballots of military members and their spouses that, by law, must be counte...amp.cnn.com

We got Cheney sent to hell and Mamdani elected mayor of New York City on the same day.

All the people riled up about the religious affiliation of political candidates is how you know they could never separate church from state.

Off I go to vote no on every amendment to the Texas constitution because we Texas cant pass laws but it can amend its constitution over 500 times.

Of course we’re still doing Daylight Saving Time because who doesn’t love squinting at the sun at 6am on a random day.

Now THIS is a win for freedom of speech!

Here are your choices, pick one: You can afford to eat, house your family, or care for your health, also you can’t afford none of them because they’re not mutually exclusive.

Republicans are going to lose the midterms not because of the current administration, but because of republicans. Do not get lulled into thinking the entire apparatus isn’t responsible when they absolutely are.