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The ber months are next y'all.

GUARDS!!! MILK THAT MAN!!!!

Something that bothers me about a lot of men is that if a woman is telling another woman about some red flags she had with that guy or something weird or possibly dangerous about him, there always seems to be some dude ready to be like, SO YOU SAY BUT- Like okay yeah I did. There is no but.

HELLO???????

OH NO!!! SURELY NOT!!! NOT SEXUALLY GRATIFYING CONTENT!!!!!!!

How come every time I go to Costco I get caught behind someone who has never pumped gas in their life?

Saw a clown today!! Parked in a handicap spot without a tag. Everyone boo them

Halloween is starting at PetSmart

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Zorg Says My Favorite MemeALT: Zorg Says My Favorite Memestatic.klipy.com

BUT YOU WONT MAKE ANY MONEY IF YOU DO IT THAT WAY!!!!!! okay but consider: I do it for the love of the game

thinking about how cool the Winged Hussars were

🎼And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out The worms play pinochle on your snout They eat your eyes, they eat your nose They eat the jelly between your toes🎶

I, too, am guilty of the crime of being a human

🤜🏼🤛🏼

This is so good wtf

I love to meet new people at the rotting carcass of a whale

Saw a baby toad on my night time wanderings

I'm the Whether Man

"Because the Night" by 10k Maniacs is a song about vampires

it has never been clearer to me how right my dad was when he used to say that one day books would be "a rich mans art piece". I get it now. thank you, father for this insightful wisdom.