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Stealing an idea from @carrion-comfort.com: anyone who brings me a Helm iced coffee gets a 10% one of my books!

At 70s–80s night at the Village Station in Dallas, the DJ hung a sign over the request list that said "The more you request Xanadu, the longer you will have to wait for me to play it."

The last garlic scapes of the 2026 season were minced with cashews and pecorino and cooked with sardines in lemon olive oil, sweet basil, and Calabrian chiles in a blanc vermouth sauce.

Me: I'd like to buy 100 labels to Australia. Shopify: Okay, but I need you to review each label's customs data individually, even though they're all getting the exact same thing. Me: Sure, I did it. Buy those 100 labels. Shopify: Here are 10. Me: Okay, but buy the other 90. Shopify: No.

People who are excited to learn I work somewhere around 3/4 time in tabletop games are always disappointed to learn how much of that time is spent trying to get international shipping to fucking work.

My first impression on seeing Lee Pace and his arms in a trailer for The Fall, but I was too corwardly to admit it.

Every time I try to get a later dinner at the neighborhood sports bar, I end up sitting uncomfortably close to a local grad student's awkward first date. Until tonight! Tonight I was uncomfortably close to both an awkward undergrad's first date and a very loud, very awkward attempted hookup.

Three days left to nab a new edition of one of my favorite games of all time.

"Some people just want to watch the gin bruise," I say to myself as I shake a martini while the spirits of my gay ancestors watch in horror.

In the legends I'm spreading, Tony spent two weeks (possibly just six work days?) testing various packing options. For a 5.5 lb book and slipcase, only the corner protectors were going to work, and Tony found the one corner protector vendor with enough protectors to get it all out.

No, actually, I did not NEED to heat up the entire house by running the stovetop for an hour, but in doing so: red gravy over meetballs and ravioli.

Get yourself a fancy brunch spot with killer biscuits and a big-screen that plays Sharknado on a Sunday morning.

I don’t miss “alarmingly shallow” colleagues who were raving about AI until the layoffs started.

Omg, no. Enthusiasm about things I make would only make family gatherings weirder and more awkward.

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Congrats, Wes! Spotlight for 2025's Zine Club AND part of the S&K writing team. Banger fucking year, friend!

Congrats to @bridanann.bsky.social, @residentbard.bsky.social and @brightbard.bsky.social for Judge’s Spotlight and a nom. Absolutely incredible!!