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The instructions that I found for a DIY fruit fly catcher said to use vinegar, but I don’t have vinegar question would wine work?

I have 88 unread emails. I should open one of them just so people don't think I'm racist

*wanders off to read about the founder of VW*

You have to apologise for saying 'Bugger' on the radio? We used to be a proper country

I sent you an email because I don't want to phone you. If you want to talk, you phone me

"I felt these deep emotions and I wrote this song for them" but you didn't write it, you used AI www.nme.com/news/music/b...

Boy George hits out at "bunch of c***s" Bandcamp for removing pro-Israel songBoy George has hit out at Bandcamp for removing his pro-Israel song, calling them a “bunch of c***s".www.nme.com

No cheating post your lock screen

9 years in this house and I’m still getting post for the previous residents. Is it illegal to just throw the letter away?

Which is it?

I don’t know how they can call this a full size Mars bar

Do fruit flies just exist on fruit? I threw some grapes out & now I have fruit flies in my kitchen

We know when they talk about protecting women and girls they specifically mean ones they’re attracted to

People saying you should either be nice or silent about someone who died if you didn’t agree with their views are right. It’s easy to say something nice about dead people. I didn’t agree with Hitler’s views but at least he killed Hitler

Went to bed early yesterday with a migraine. Another one hit me while I was driving in to work

It’s raining again

(I’ve put my electric blanket on)

*me googling* "can my breasts be causing migraines?"

Liddle's kids said "He raised us much as you might imagine" which leads me to believe that they're horrible, hateful twats as well

3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line the line broke, the monkey got choked and they call went to heaven in a little row boat