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Celebrating my wildly successful World Cup by fatally undermining my position

It's been six years. Can republicans please decide if COVID was a Chinese bioweapon designed in a lab to kill us all or a more liberal version of the flu that required zero precautions but even if you took any precautions none of them worked?

You try to sell what little remains of your soul and everyone freaks the fuck out for some reason

Telling School of Rock I'm only paying for the camp if the kids learn "Animals" in full

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Ozzie Albies moved literally directly on top of the plate on 0-2, so on top of it the ump stopped play to make sure he wasn't too far in, and then instead of busting him outside the reliever goes outside and gets the ball served to right field

As seen on the MLB Network bottom line: Kyle Tucker has the eighth lowest home slugging percentage in all of Major League Baseball

Reminder

Josh, it's like you don't even know me

For the first time all season, the 2026 St. Louis Cardinals are below .500

Ian Happ has to be the best player in the history of baseball who is never not hitting .220

When are people going to understand this goes well beyond just "environmental concerns" (blithely dismissed by many) and standard NIMBYism. "Data centers" have become the deserving avatar for the unease nearly everyone feels about big tech determinism and nihilism

When the squad needs saving

Trade James Conner to the Packers right now

Looking good sir

Matthew Liberatore looking to break the "WHIP record" tonight (just go with it)

America at its lowest moment

Just get it over with man

Pound for pound, the "MOTOR CITY" "city connects" are probably the worst uniforms I have ever seen

The Athletic's slow-motion exodus from local coverage obviously directly contradicts the original stated purpose of the publication, and is exacerbating the problems that were created when they initially vacuumed up so much of the local talent