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More important question: how do you make breakfast in bed? I generally need a kitchen for that. 😂

…which was probably the first ever pizza. Leftover bread dough, scraps from the larder and a ripe tomato from the garden. I love it

Communism failed for thousands of years. Does that mean that Charlie Marx lived during the time of Jesus or even before?

Priorities 😊

Hope you feel better soon. Imagine you were a US senator. Could stay in bed for months and get paid.

If Moses Johnson is a real Christian he must be absolutely terrified of the afterlife.

BBC. Some woman’s dream and Donnie’s nightmare.

Feels pretty shitty actually. No all of us are idiots.

Perhaps he should get used to BBC. Who knows, a court might find him guilty.

Hear, hear. I generally scroll past these posts because burst into tears if I read them but I have posted eulogies myself.

Some people knew this years and years ago.

Was it something you said😂?

Motherfluffer has bankrupted how many of his companies? Even a fecking casino. A CASINO! Why would anyone expect him to do differently with the US?

You. Are. Bad. 🤩

An overbaked pretzel. Yummy.

Is this a scene from SNL?

Did you write this at 2am after a pleasant evening with Mary (Jane)😂

Many people have many dogs during their life. Some of those dogs will stand out for one reason or another. Mine was Harry. 2009-2021. It took more than three years for the hurt to go away but it did. He is still special. Hang in there!

They don’t see it as perversion.

It’s a legitimate question. After all, American Cheese doesn’t have dairy 😂