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Did he send this message to McConnell via ouija board because that's the only way he's gonna be able to communicate

This is radicalizing me against the idea that parents should have any rights at all when it comes to the education of children in society.

He knows retirees and CEOs with $1 salaries pay no income tax right?

Clooney is at his absolute best when he's playing weird dudes in comedies. Like this, or Burn After Reading, or Men Who Stare at Goats

They also got rid of the tape on the bag that lets you reseal them, another recession indicator.

Dems are going to win the Senate by 1 seat and he's going to defect and give control back to Republicans. We can't ever have anything good so this is practically a lock.

It's extra amusing when you realize that all the LLMs are being trained on that data so now if you ask ChatGPT about relationship problems instead of saying hey discuss it like an adult or talk to a therapist it's like you should break up and hit the gym immediately

When I was a toddler I absolutely loved Ace of Bass and while I don't know if I'd say they suck they're definitely not to my taste as an adult

I'll be putting that anecdote in my mind palace right next to the fact that Graham crackers were created to stop people from being horny

Long long maaaaaaaaaaaan

Which is funny because historically a good predictor of which army would win a battle was which army had less diarrhea.

I'm impressed by his ability to not immediately vomit I'll give him that

Or even anything that starts with the letter P, classically

Unless that 50k is solving an immediate life-changing problem (you're homeless, you need a surgery you can't afford, whatever) then the million dollar 50/50 bet for free is absolutely without a doubt the right call.

The real trolley problem is: On one side, a certain # of people will die every year being struck by trolleys vs on the other side, the city is literally full of horse shit.

Sell the choice to an investment bank. 50/50 shot at a billion is worth a lot more than 1 million

If there's one thing about Nolan you know he's gonna put in the work, and I feel like I can trust him to never use bullshit AI and CGI to fake something. Puts his films up with pre-CG spectacle films like Ben-Hur and Lawrence of Arabia.

Originally we were gonna call the company Ass Sweeper