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Honestly? Shout out to my vet yesterday who put a muzzle (small-sized for small fellas) on Frenchy's snout in one move, quicker than you can blow your nose. When I try anything like that with him he's like the greased pig at the county fair.

the micro-subplot of Carol dealing with the wolves is kind of amazing??

"And if you don't like it you grab on these" ok buddy, you can go to haitch ell double hockey sticks "And now I need some help from the maestro please" oh.... that's pretty rich, after that earlier remark

companies that make boxes for moving should make one strictly for books, with this important feature: 50% of the apparent capacity of the box should be cardboard filler, as lightweight as possible. why? to keep you from filling an entire box with books, which you will regret very deeply.

Cooper Hoffman - or anyone really - comparing/contrasting literally any movie with COME AND SEE is inherently funny. He somehow segued to C&S from HOOP DREAMS and then referred back to it from PAPER MOON.

good lord

There are many reasons to dislike Gavin Newsom, and many reasons why he should never in a million years be considered for higher office. The one that I keep coming back to is this: I don't like his face. It is a fuckface assface. I hate it so.

Denzel’s delivery of “Piña coladaaaa” is on a shortlist of the best line readings of his entire career. I had to go outside and walk around for like 10 minutes

- Hollywood needs to come up with original ideas *some freak shit about a guy made of a wicker chair or something* - NOT LIKE THAT!!!

Don Rickles on Letterman, in the middle of riffing an answer about how much of a role he has in CASINO, if any, referring to it as "a talkie"; "Norma Desmond comes in at the end and faints!"

is Jerry mad at me?

ok one of these stands out, amid the others

hey how do I find out what tags have been put on my Bsky account

*we begin with Rick Wakeman on keyboard and Bowie on lead vocals* 🎵 it's the third Thomas Crown Affair... 🎵

it's the liminal space where MacMurray and Stanwyck go to cool their heels and take a breather between REMEMBER THE NIGHT and DOUBLE INDEMNITY and DOUBLE INDEMNITY and THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW

is that your peg leg, or are you just happy to see me! .... oh my god, I'm so sorry. well I.......... hope you get your ... revenge and whatnot

do you have a peg-leg or are you just happy to see me 😘

Fun fact: lobsters eat other lobsters

“making xyz look less like AI slop” is exactly the ✌️growing trend among writers✌️ that was the topic du jour only yesterday