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We lost the Kaliapparat so I propose we call the new ACS logo The Arsole. Gotta keep it Chemistry themed

lol the whole “butthole logo” fad is coming for everyone I guess. Right @acs.org ?

It’s that time of year again when my work offers me the privilege of parking on campus for only $600 a year… in suburban Texas… a state notorious for its lack of land and available surface lots.

I guess it's a super hot take to think that there is nothing wrong with using chatGPT for search or to do a sanity check over a paper to make sure it's word accurate... That's literally what an LLM is good at... it's even got "language" in the name fer fucksakes.

For people concerned about source=chatgpt.com in any articles appearing in any magazines lately

GOING GREAT SO FAR

Saving this for some science later

WHEW. I was worried we were going to actually have to become a soccer watching country and I’d actually have to learn how offsides work

Some good chemistry tea getting spilt here: www.reddit.com/r/chemistry/...

From the chemistry community on Reddit: Nobel-winning scientist Omar Yaghi joins China’s Tsinghua University from the USExplore this post and more from the chemistry communitywww.reddit.com

You know... These FIFA guys... I think they may be corrupt.

I am working on a website to help explain MO. I don't think I there yet... this is really hard. MO is really hard to explain, even with a shitload of javascript... :\ I am accepting notes, if y'all have any. jgassens.github.io/MOexplainer/

The orbital picture is not the orbital.

I absolutely hate how ChemTwitter ended up on LinkedIn. At least with Twitter, there was occasionally something cool to see. LinkedIn is constant contemplative navel-gazing or humblebrags. That stupidity needs to be punctuated with something else, like arguing if tacos are in the hotdog family

Wake up to a message that my mom sent me all her passwords in a bundle called “If I die” I swear parents can traumatize you no matter how old you get

I put this on my CV three years ago, thinking I was funny, and I guess I forgot to remove it. I don't know how many people I've sent my CV to for talks, jobs, etc., but no one has pointed it out… hm. Makes you wonder if the service section of your CV is even read...

They came for the lowly professors and I said nothing, for I was not a lowly professor, I was a famous national academy member…

lol science is so cooked @elisabethbik.bsky.social What do we do now‽

I wonder if thermofisher knows they can use AI for this now, no need to photoshop

Surgeons have this impeccable timing in that they know exactly when a patient is conscious but still too high to remember anything, and they use that skill to determine exactly when to tell them a bunch of critical shit and then disappear.

But Clarence Thomas says racism is over.