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"Okay, but what if yes?"

I've got five, in assorted colors. The green one is my favorite, but gotta stick with traditional, you know?

*grin* Back in the day, you couldn't just BUY a little drawstring bag. You had to hunt down a bottle and skin it!

This is true, but better than nothing.

We've got Fluffy's. They're awesome.

They did the same with the California one a couple of years ago. It was an absolute mess.

I've seen young college girls who are away from home for the first time, they've never fixed *anything* in their lives... ...thirty minutes later, they've got grease under their nails and the biggest grin as they say "okay, what next?" Extremely empowering. Also great if you need a cheap bike.

There is a bike shop in this town. If you bring your bike there, *they will not fix your bike*. They will not *touch* your bike. They will *teach you* how to fix your bike. They have all the tools, lots of various parts, and knowledgeable volunteers. All for the sake of getting you going.

There's been some speculation that travel time has been part of the problem. WWII, you had a couple weeks at sea to process everything. Vietnam, a few days flying. Now? You're home overnight. And remote drone operators have to switch modes as they walk across base to their homes and families...

And Biscuit!

Yay! A booping! Oooh! Is it gonna be Shaken Unfairly? (Just kidding, I saw the sketches earlier)

California had an absolute train wreck of a bar exam a couple of years ago, to the point they offered free do-overs to everyone.

I've also heard of "fractal assholes", who just get more asshole the closer you look.

It's not! They moved to a bigger location. But yes, they're on the agenda. I remember their Odin's Blood as being very nice.

Jerry is an absolute delight.

Sticking out of it was a gleaming sword, shining in the light. The party braced themselves. Surely something *horrible* was about to happen when they pulled it free... "Hi! I'm Jerry the Javelin! Throw me!" One player nearly passed out from laughing so hard.

It had been a very long time since Jerry had appeared in a game, and never in one of mine. The chamber was decorated with scenes of a great green dragon destroying towns, the valiant efforts to stop it, and finally it's death at the hands of some hero. There, upon a table of stone, was the skull.

I'm guessing thet it holds previous owners in utter contempt as well, but is willing to point out that despite being utter ninnys, they were still better than *this* bunch...

🎵 Don't you... FROGGETMEE...🎵

Jerry is not very bright, and is generally focused upon being thrown. "Hi! I'm Jerry the Javelin! Throw me!" Think Talkie Toaster levels of chatty insistence, though he will be quiet if sheathed. There have been unconfirmed rumors of Steve the Sword...