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literally i was saying just the other day i need a gif of me doing the jerma mexico shirt bit but the shirt instead says EYEFUCKING

grilling the red meat and organs, making sushi with the tail, served up with a seaweed and sesame seed salad.. could feed a whole town for a day by harpooning one girl

foolish, honestly. youll get a better look once shes dead

this is why i keep inviting girls to my house and then giving them footjobs to slasher death scenes. if I condition enough smart artists into being turned on by violence and rape, maybe ONE of them will crack the code on good and fun signalling

been mildly roiling with jealousy ever since i saw that statue of libaby pic. that's so funny. that's so succinct. that's so easy. i wish my shit were so easy.

how to easily and marketably* signal youre a babyfur: overalls. binkies. diapers. how to easily and marketably* signal youre a snuff/guro/ryona freak: uhhhh. exposed eye socket? no. uhhh. meat butcher lines? m. maybe..? kinda specifically cannibalism tho. black eyes are pretty cool and work I guess

seconding this. all the sexual trauma, well, traumatized me, obviously. im still dealing with it and will always be dealing with it. but. im way better at sex as a result. and id be lying if i said i didnt relish that a bit. its worth relishing! silver linings are good to find anywhere

sometimes i just wanna see a girl who looks like me begging for her life while getting fucked harder than shes ever been fucked before with a bowie knife stuck in her shoulder!

ohhh the dead look in her eyes is beautiful. thats one broken deer

need.

thinkin about a strip game with this. gun is passed clockwise. you can fire on whoever you choose, with only one round chambered. if you get hit you take off an article of clothing. first person to get fully stripped then shot again is public use. playing dead optional but heavily encouraged~

while headshots are out of the question (both for the damage the ammo can do and for the airbust of the gas) you CAN take turns shooting at EACH OTHER in the chest <3

YOU GET IT. come to denver sometime and ill rope you into my whole sadomasochism russian roulette scheme

DAVE: you have to fuck jade. i know you dont want to but if she doesnt have an outlet and notices that prime cut egbutt, youre down a bro and everyones down a future DAVE: like john says hes not fur or fag sure but legit. all it takes is one dose of geigergock and its OVER for her.

davesprite talking to other doomed daves and slowly realizing hes the Only one from a timeline that was doomed by anything other than prospitcest and dedicates his life to psychological warfare that distracts the two of them enough to never notice their sexual tension or gender angst

every time i see one of those "fucked to 1hp" pics or someone stammering nervously, not saying no but still being disregarded by the top, i smell blood in the water

a million dead jades in sync: how did you manage to resist it??? our jade: huh?? resist what? :? amdjis: RAILING JUNE? our "john": who the fuck is june!!?!

normally im not that into incest but the idea that a bunch of timelines ended in the tragic deaths of everyone because jade and june won't stop fucking is kind of insanely hot. a thousand incest ghosts cluttering up the dream bubbles

first time killed my body, second time killed my marriage, with any luck the third will kill my soul <3

...should i make an autobiographical porn audio based on my encounter with the trucker dyke. i think i might.