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We need more Andy Kaufman documentaries where a guy says “it wasn’t comedy, it was performance art”.

This wasn’t a run-in, I was just stopping by to say hi. #MysteryWrestling27

We watch 3 of my old matches (so these young kids can learn). Elsewhere in the episode, I complain about AI thumbnails, how I made Bryan Danielson a bad parent, and reveal how Tony bagged Lois via telepathy. youtu.be/mP0-TkQyaiY?...

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For a while I thought I was turning into Rosie O’Donnell, but now, I think she’s turning into me.

There are so few children’s animated prestige dramas for about gargoyles.

When I say I’m gonna complain about AI, I complain about AI. Full episode tomorrow.

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We need better celebrities in wrestling. Give me Forest Whitaker.

Tony, let’s take a ride. 10pm EST. Available EXCLUSIVELY at Pateron.com/WHWmonday & RingClassics.com

Someone explain this to me

I sort of just wait here all day.

There is a whole network of people I only communicate with via email and they think I love exclamation marks.

I’ll tell you the problem with the wrestling business - *shits everywhere*

The flute riff in the Home Improvement theme told you “this seems like a show about a brash man, but he’s gonna have heart”.

Need a Dark Side Of The Ring on THIS.

I miss how sexy those old 5 Gum commercials were. It was gum you wanted to fuck.

I rarely believe I’m making the right choices in life, but my TikTok algorithm constantly suggests “Top 10 Tevya Performances”.

You can just add the word “gourmet” and everyone goes “alright, if you say so”.

An idiot who gained mild notoriety creating sophomoric, wrestling-adjacent videos on the internet, and @superhumman.bsky.social

Well shit.