stu

I was reading jokes from a Culver's placemat to my five year old niece. I said "Why did the cod blush?" and she said "BECAUSE HE WANTED TO DIE"

stu

30 июл., 16:46

It is the honor of my life to post the word "hello" to everyone online today

stu

29 июл., 23:30

The heart and brain are "king and queen" of the body. I don't know which one is which though

stu

28 июл., 23:17

I have my blu-ray license in Illinois but I'm only DVD certified in Minnesota

stu

26 июл., 05:22

It has come to my attention that there is a shot in one of the Avatar movies that is framed identically to a particularly funny frame of the video for "Did It in a Minute" by Hall and Oates

stu

26 июл., 02:05

A broken clock is right zero times a day. It is totally fucked. It should be smashed with a hammer

stu

25 июл., 19:20

It is cruel of the Rolling Stones to keep singing "who who?" all over "Sympathy for the Devil" while I'm trying to figure out who the song is about

stu

25 июл., 05:55

dyslexic david seville: "ANVILLLLLL!!!"

stu

25 июл., 04:27

When checking IDs at work I must fight the temptation to point out to people when they have the same birthday as Gerald Ford. But usually I do anyway

stu

24 июл., 20:39

I have decided to be gen z now. Which is straight bussin, to me

stu

24 июл., 03:26

The first electronic rainstick was released by Yamaha in 1983 and sold for $2,995. Many owners recouped their investment by renting them out to session rainstickists in LA, leading to what is now known as the "monsoon sound" that dominated airwaves in the mid 80s