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Miss Jenkins’ kindergarten class found Mitch McConnell. They were rewarded with Oreos and Capri Suns.

With global climate change, will there be enough ice floes for everyone?

No one read her 105-pg report Reflecting Pool Rehabilitation: Known Risks, Predictable Outcomes, & How to Avoid Them Doug: “Maybe you should have used PPT. TL;DR.” Billie sighs. “I did.” Doug: “Interpretive dance?” Billie shakes her head. Doug: “Well, there’s your problem, aye.” #TeamAlgae

Poor Doug. Every time something happens at the Reflecting Pool, he’s brought in for questioning. Thank goodness he has his own lawyer. #TeamAlgae #JusticeForDoug

Mother Nature and Doug have been brought in for questioning by the FBI on suspicion of eco-terrorism, vandalism, and something called photosynthesis. Mother Nature insists they have no jurisdiction. Doug, the goose, declines to comment. #TeamAlgae

The Continental Army Fife & Drum Corps will not be performing at the Freedom 250 concert. When contacted for comment, their manager, famed military contractor and entrepreneur, Betsy Ross, replied: “No Kings.” #YankeeDoodle #NoKings

Can you identify the bear in the line up?

Sue better call Saul. #Seashells

These 2 are undefeated. #FatherTime #GrimReaper

How long before Trump wants the green jacket, too? #Augusta

Wars are easy to start. They’re much harder to finish. Clausewitz asks what you intend to achieve. Machiavelli asks if you’re ready for what happens next. #Iran

The situation in the Strait of Hormuz is completely under control. #Iran #Hormuz

Boots on the Ground #nowar

Justice for Cricket

Oil markets are already up roughly 10% on weekend trading as geopolitical risk rises around the Strait of Hormuz (which handles about 20% of global oil supply). Markets price risk quickly. Voters do too. Fuel prices have a way of shaping public mood faster than speeches ever do. #IRAN #OILPRICES