In no world does this work out.
FinTwitterTRUMP SAYS THE BOARD OF PEACE HAS REACHED A HISTORIC AGREEMENT FOR THE COMPLETE DISARMAMENT OF HAMAS AND ALL OTHER ARMED GROUPS IN GAZA, TO BE CARRIED OUT IN CAREFULLY STRUCTURED PHASES.
Here for the politics. Staying for the nicer vibes. I'm very crass.
They don't call it the Garden State for nothing
Bruno J. NavarroA Middlesex County police department used an officer disguised as a shrub to crack down on distracted driving Wednesday, issuing 74 citations.
So many roadkill joke possibilities.
Brandy ZadroznySomeone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Dude looked around and was like "why would I want to live longer?"
Laura BassettEven the rich immortality guy is giving up