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Faking a mental health crisis and then complaining that no one was adequately panicking might be one of the most despicable things someone can do on social media. Don’t dilute people’s instincts to check in with vain insecurity.

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This raccoon in Seattle reminds me that nothing can simply be neat now. There are raccoon plushes, cookies, t-shirts. The raccoon is in Fortnite. As soon as we embrace anything it is sold back to us.

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BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero.

My top five Stephen King adaptations: THE SHINING MISERY CARRIE THE MIST THE TIMEKEEPERS OF ETERNITY

Ever think about this and sob uncontrollably?

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Rewatching Go for the first time in years and kinda put off by how remarkably hollow it is. I love that grocery store, the snapshot of late 90s Vegas and shirtless Tim Olyphant but much of this is reheated Tarantino nachos. Doug Liman needs Tom Cruise riding herd on him.

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Told some friends I’ve never seen any SpongeBob beyond memes and now they’re immediately showing me the 2004 movie.

Watched Steve Jobs for the first time. Product launches being a Sisyphean exercise that Jobs hopes he’ll make something so great it’ll excuse & explain him. Needing the computer to say hello because he can’t speak for himself.

As someone who liked IT FOLLOWS I don’t understand a sequel. The first one keyed in millennial anxiety around romantic and sexual relationships in their 20s. Does the invisible following monster now deny them for mortgages?

The discourse around the tainted produce has, just like the new rise of skeletal celebrities, made people with eating disorders feel uncomfortable as shit.

Having one of those days where I think ‘if it feels like my desires are so intense that they will catch me aflame I wish they actually would.’ It’s embarrassing to be me.

Fat people: I’m tired of adaptations of Carrie casting slender actresses. Carrie being fat is integral to the abuse she experiences. It’s saying fat bodies are so unacceptable we’d rather get the character wrong than see a fat body. Mike Flanagan: What if she was a slim X-Man?