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soul hackers on the docker rn

Maybe some day I will post the autistic info dumps I have about games I'm playing that no one pays attention to in discord

proud of you ugg. having a thought is a big step

IBS is an abbreviation of I Be Shittin

everything I eat

bad news for pain enjoyers

I could have sworn I posted "I got poosits and buttsits galore" at some point. I'm losing my gd mind

wipe a booger on me 🎶

whip it off and reverse it mid coit' to really blow her mind

When I was 18 a guy who looked like Patrick Renna with longer blond hair tried to get my girlfriend to break up with me by saying I looked like fat Elvis. He was fatter than me and neither of us was very fat. You're just telling my girlfriend I look like Elvis.

Termite guy came over in a Tesla. I can no longer say that one has not been on this property 😔

it would help their argument if their "the good" wasn't actually very bad

My buddy Spuz got arrested for indecent exposure after a couple of dogs pulled his pants off when his car broke down on the side of the road

that sounds about right

why? do they have to vote in there?

hello

Some folk just love to stare at a babes toilet holes while she says dumb shit

Heh that ol scallywag will stancil is at it again eh gang

damn I always wished there was a way I could jack off to to the stuff nick shirley says