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Just some love for @david-jenkins.bsky.social- thank you for giving us a joyful way to find each other so we can come together every year to celebrate pirates, queerness and friendship. Our Flag Means Death is a gift that keeps giving. 💜🏴‍☠️

Absolutely fuck this.

I hate this for him so much.

Basking in moonglow! (Yep, that’s the moon) #TeachsHole

I’m apparently that old lady now who goes, “I think that’s a towhee” when she hears a bird and then goes straight to the Merlin app so she can feel righteous when it turns out to be a towhee.

While it’s generally accepted that you should avoid lighthouses, this one was pretty great. #TeachsHole

This is Moose. He is having the best week of his life chasing frisbees into the sea. He is The Best Boy and we all gave him pats so we could tell him so. #TeachsHole

Okay, so we decided to devastate ourselves, so we decided to casually watch the filmed stage production of Hadestown. #TeachsHole

CryALT: Crystatic.klipy.com

Time for White Elephant gifts! #TeachsHole

Sunglasses crafting! #TeachsHole

As if our trip couldn’t be off to a better start, a previous guest in this house left an anal lube syringe and restraints in @metavenhorst.bsky.social’s drawer. Bless. #EdandStedewerehere #TeachsHole

We are prepared.

Off to meet up with @tightenupmate.bsky.social and @ophelia5wims.bsky.social in the Outer Banks! Southward Ho(le)!

Someone made bad choices today and will have the whole night at the emergency vet to think about what he did. #atestuffoutofmypurse #twat

Fic never talks about the part of post coital cuddling where your ear gets suction-cupped to your parter’s arm/chest.

Hello, beautiful.

TWO WEEKS BEFORE THESE PIRATES HEAD BACK TO THE HOLE.

THREE BAYBEES