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I can understand why Starmer was disliked. It's the level of hate that's baffling.

He probably thinks the shots are about him He's so vain....

Returning the vat of hair gel that Jack Harrison left in his flat.

Every time I see his last name mentioned, I react by singing "you're rocking the boat" in my head.

Apart from designing the Mini, forming Marks and Spencer and Burtons, creating Queen, winning Olympic medals and World Championships, thousands working in the NHS, caring and hospitality........what have immigrants ever done for us?

Love the smell of the Reform vote tanking in the mid morning.

Give this lady an award. Her dedication to the #lufc cause is remarkable.

Elon Musk reckons medical school is a complete waste of time as robots will perform all surgery within the next three years. Wonder if he could put his money where his mouth is and let a robot perform a vasectomy on him?

Cleese has gone all in for Rupert Lowe. Cleese cuts an increasingly sad figure.

Luke was on the bench for, I think Stalybridge, at Whitby Town last season. His injury time goal against Brighton on his debut lives long in the memory.

Dick Wolfshop in Dutch.

Zack Polanski is the Boaty McBoatface of politics. Elected by non serious voters. Sadly, the Greens need a serious leader.

"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be the Reverend Jim Jones...."

No Thugs in Our House is a more appropriate XTC song for Nigel Farage.

- Labour announce policy. - Tories are against it. - Rinse and repeat

Wild fires in Europe. Record temperatures. Never has there been a more important time for a Green voice. Just wish Caroline Lucas was at the peak of her influence.

We've come a long way from the shock and delight of #lufc spending £1m on Luke Murphy. Trafford is a sensational addition.

It's insane.

I agree.

The fee for James Trafford seems reasonable compared to some other recent transfers but it's still the equivalent of over £1000 from everyone who attends a game at Elland Road. Football is bonkers. #lufc