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Watching your childhood neighborhood burn down right after the edible kicks in is fucking rough. I had no idea this was happening. Basically every person I know there has been evacuated. I feel so bad for them.

So within 20 mins of being in Chicago I decided I want to move here. I'm a little pissed at the universe for forcing me to grow up in Spokane when it knew Chicago could have been an option.

Spotted in Gig Harbor. ✌️

@woody0607.bsky.social needed a headshot for an article his company wrote about him. He didn't have a current one so I gave him a haircut & forced him to pose in front of Chambers Bay. I have zero photography exp, but I think it turned out well. He was a good model, despite his diva-ish demands.

At a VA medical building with my husband. Went to sit down in the waiting room and got a jump scare. Why the fuck does he look like that in his official pic??

Bless my Gen X husband who listens to me rant about how white men are the root of all evil when I'm high. 🙏 He's the best.

It's 80° and raining at my house. Which is truly insane for the Seattle area. I love it so much. Almost as much as I love this bunny in front of my butterfly garden.

She was born to be a star. ✨️ #dogsofbluesky

Candy corn at Safeway on July 4th. 😭 I can't. I fucking can't.

Thank god. They are not welcome here. I would have had to take the day off to go cause a scene with the rest of the city. www.king5.com/article/spor...

This Summer we are focusing on learning life skills. Today both kids worked together to make a full dinner. It turned out very well and Tom and I gave them an 8/10. Cole immediately asked what they could have done to make it a 9. 😅 I love the effort.

God bless the Daily Mail for making it their personal mission to catch every cheating MAGA politician they can. 😂

Quite the view for happy hour. #cliffhouse #commencementbay #tacoma

Summer nights on the deck 😍

The baby juncos in my pot doubled in size overnight! They are soooo cute.

We went to a Mariners game last night & otw met a guy from Belgium. We became friends when a dude rode his bike thru the crowd & said "get out of my way, tourists." I told bike guy to go fuck himself & 🇧🇪 guy appreciated that. 😅 My husband and I explained baseball to him & he decided to get a ticket.

Gwen got the presidential academic award. She asked if we can etch out Trump's signature. 🙃 Proud of her though!

End of the school year fun 🎉