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The way a song can convey emotions to you even if you don't understand the language.

Oh, you know they will be used on some "woke" teacher...

I also hate the argument that "it's safer because I can see better when leaving" Do you know how many people I've seen fly out of a parking spot and almost hit people?

Sucks to find out I have high magic resistance like this....

They were literally just called burgers until some marketing person pissed the term "smash burger" into the mainstream pool....

Had a dream I found out someone really liked me, but I didn't see them that way. And they gave me a gift in front of a whole friend group.

Have people forgotten how to make corny movies? Just watched Masters of the Universe and I swear they THINK they leaned into the corniness more than they actually did. Also, I would have loved a She-Ra movie far more...

I miss being somewhere I've never been, and I really don't want to be here right now.

Daily sketch 🗻🌲🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the Cat ? #artsky #ink #sketch

ow.

I might be safe now. Just had a little girl with a rabbit in a hat puppet wave at me with the rabbit'paw. Unless she was waving "bye" to me...

Standing there waiting to get by customers with my pallet and all I hear behind me is a 4 year old girl say "you're gonna die" So, it was nice knowing all of you.

They can't talk to Sally Field like that!

Sinks are not trash cans. Urinals are not trash cans. Use the fucking trash can.

I mean...

Crow friends is better in this situation

You're helping nature thrive?...

There is a reason they win the franchise war in the future...

Ask the emotionless box how the event of emotions went...